Rock Wiz Mugs

"Well....I could've done this!"

The first car accident.

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Math Teacher

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

The Invention of the Wheel

'I'll be conducting Mahler 3 as the guests arrive.'

"Don't forget your gunfighting helmet."

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'I need both hands for steering.'

David Bowie

The Internet - Now available in bookstores

'Well, according to this website, the internet no longer exists!'

'This is just the first step -- next, I invent the Teamsters' Union!'

'Hey! -- I invented that, too!', 'It's that nut Al-Gor again.'

Pete Townshend

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"I was doing pretty well in the stock market until I discovered there were laws."

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

First Speeding Fine.

Millipede motorist

"Bangin’ rims. Sears?"

Johann Strauss

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

Exercise Car.

'And this is where we attempt to forecast the true size of the spending cuts!'

"Maybe we should stop making them on a hill."

'Excellent Hoskins, you've got all the right numbers, now shall we see if you can put them in the right order?'

Mario Caravadossi hides Angelotti

'Well you know what they say 'here today gone tomorrow' or in the case of dotcoms, 'here today gone shortly after lunch.'

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'