Music Whiz Mugs

'My mum can play the piano by ear.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

Evolution.

Multi-tasking.

Need Supercomputer to finish my PhD, Please Help.

'I'd explain how the TV, VCR, DVD, surround sound home entertainment system works...but I don't know.'

Nerd tryouts.

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

'My dog ate my computer.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

"Oh! It's you! I was expecting the machine."

STRIP Hambone: Workers help is a hindrance

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

'...And, from what I understand, they don't have any hard drive at all.'

"The results are impressive, but it'll be decades before we can transmit and receive pornography."

'I'm afraid you've failed the Turing test.'

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

Technologies and distance classes

Otto the SmartyCar!

"The next dance will be ladies' choice."

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.