Rock 'n' Roller Wannabe Gifts

Unfortunately Herbet didn't pass the acceptance test at the school for Heavy Metal Musicians.

He kept up his guitar practise...

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...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Rocking Witches.

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Guitar Man.

"Free Bird!"

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Elfis"

"Play dead!" "What a long strange trip its been..."

'Why is the guitarist doing a Jack Sparrow impression?'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Plymouth Rock

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Dino Fest

'I'm with the band.'

"This next song is for my ex-wife Joan."

'Here's one my dad wrote.'

'He's so hip he even used rock 'n roll-on deodorant.'

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

This next number is when we smash our guitars...

'Elton John'

Guitar Hero.

Ian Dury

Lou Reed