Rock Ace Gifts

Snowdonia expensive car park

Whack-a-molecule

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Civics Class: Mock Election Today. Oh, no --- Another multiple choice test!

"We thought this was more realistic."

'They're only interested in computer generated mammoths.' (Theatrical Agent).

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

Punishment for the kicker.

"I'm recommending more video games. I'm worried about his hand eye coordination."

Cartoon Editor: No, No, No, No, No, No, Maybe.

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Life Is Just A Game

"Never forget he's a wild animal."

'I detect you scanning my cards!'

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Supervisor of the Year'

"Top quality line, expert knot, expensive lure: Now, that's how you recognise a Sport Fisherman..."

'My, doesn't time fly? I can hardly believe it's been a year since you last forgot our anniversary!'

Equestrian cheats by using a staircase instead of jumping over the jump.

'Ferguson always was an overachiever.'

"I had that James Herriot bloke in the back of my cow the other day..."

Whac-a-Virus.

'Once again, you were right only fifty percent of the time. Have you considered a career as a TV weatherman?'

'The gentlemans washroom at the indoor bouldering comp'

"I got an 'A' on my math test and I didn't even study. It makes me feel so...so...guilty."

'What do you mean you're not reaching into the livewell?'

Speeding in a video game

"Maybe you could give your wife a little more space till she gets the hang of archery."

Jack Black

Fisherman and pelican fighting over a fish

'What a trial! The witness, judge and jury were hostile.'

'Gah! If you want a job doing...' - 'This is more like it.'