Robert Frost Fan Gifts

"I got the bagel less everythinged, and that has made all the difference."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'He likes to power nap.'

"Little help?"

Soldier armed with a pen.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

100 best beheadings

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'I've got this splitting headache.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'And this is scraps.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"You're incredibly tight."

Snowman Driver

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"What does she have that I don't?"

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'