Roast Dinners Gifts

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Harsh Mellows.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

"Fresh pepper spray?"

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'S'more wine?'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"A little lamb please."

"Linguini for two?"

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

The First Roast Chicken.

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

Chicken

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"I remember a simpler time when the Sunday dinner tables were divided up for the adults and kids."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."