Roast Dinners Pillows

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

'I sent out for everything.'

'Of course you're very dear to me - that meal just cost a fortune.'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Harsh Mellows.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

"Fresh pepper spray?"

You're the sizzle in my roast!

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'S'more wine?'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'And I think you'll find something extra in your dessert, Hon.'

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

"A little lamb please."

'You can't have a drumstick because this is roast beef.'

"Linguini for two?"

"Now let's share a moment of silence in memory of our portfolio."

'Tartar sauce?! Heavens no. My dentist would kill me.'

Chicken

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Don't worry...the national immigrant work stoppage does not include our kitchen."

'A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thou - apparently in that order!'

"I do love you, Robin, but I'm not sure I'm ready for a full-on commitment yet."

The First Roast Chicken.

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

'Mom, I followed your time-honored legendary family recipe for Brussels Spout Bake with one exception - I substituted a pizza for the Brussels Sprouts.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I know you're angry when you cross your arms."