Roadway Benefactor Gifts

'Instead of children, maybe we could adopt a HIGHWAY.'

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Ta Da!...

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

Non-Cancer Survivor

A madness of motorists

Chugger

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

An art forger? How dare you! I am an Henri Matisse tribute act!

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Cleaning a new road

I figured it might get more attention since everyone's on their phones.

Construction worker with stop signs.

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Well, my license hadn't expired when I drove into this cloverleaf! Police.

Please Invest Generously

Homeless man is tickled from under a grate.

"Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac."

Watching the Street Band

'I did okay here until that bloody Elvis impersonated turned up'

Pledges for my 10k. Pledges for my 20k. Pledges for my 401(k).

'Hold it right there, copper! -- One step closer and I play 'Lady of Spain'!'