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'Instead of children, maybe we could adopt a HIGHWAY.'

Saxophone Player.

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Ta Da!...

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866 - 1957...inventor of Asphalt

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Road sign indicating Heart of England and Triple Bypass.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Vast Wasteland Ahead

"Fred Hoskins-you've turned pro,then?"

"Don't be so mean...give him some money!"

'Have you seen my amplifier.'

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

Non-Cancer Survivor

Marathon runners in silly costumes.

A madness of motorists

'He says he wants to see the actual brick he donated.'

Chugger

"Sorry, but I don't see the 'Litter Box Challenge' going viral."

An art forger? How dare you! I am an Henri Matisse tribute act!

Cleaning a new road

"It's a very short cycle lane but I'm determined to use it."

Mime/Will Kill Mime.

Construction worker with stop signs.

'We can exchange information, or, if you prefer, I can punch you in the face and forget the whole thing ever happened.'

Please Invest Generously

Homeless man is tickled from under a grate.

Watching the Street Band

"Anyone going slower than you, you call an idiot. Anyone going faster than you, you call a maniac."

Pledges for my 10k. Pledges for my 20k. Pledges for my 401(k).

'Hold it right there, copper! -- One step closer and I play 'Lady of Spain'!'

'Get a job!'