Roadway Artist T-Shirts

Root worker painting a unhappy face on the road.

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Pirate

"Extreme miming"

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

Trump! The Musical

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"And now, for your entertainment, I will drink a glass of water while Rempert, here, remains eerily silent."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Freddie Mercury

Karataoke

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Tina Turner

Jeff Beck.

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

Magic Tricks

Midsummer Night's Dream

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Music Hall Dancers

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

Robbie Williams

"While you're at it Houdini, try and find the last ten years of my life in there."

'Man it's a tough crowd tonight!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'And the Dance Scholarship goes to...'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

Interpretive napping

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'