Roadside Stand Explorer Gifts

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

See you at Charing Cross!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Fresh picked baseballs.

Get ready ... Get set ...

Chicken: the one-man show

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Drive safely.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Second Chance Exit.

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

Heart of America or Bypass

Warmer … warmer … little cooler … cooler … getting cold. Freezing! Ok, we're putting my GPS back on.

The End.

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

"Darts league flag day"

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

We welcome your urine

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Emergency Phone

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.

Heading in the right direction.

Sign says 'False Sense of Security only $5', customer says 'Can I swap you for a fool hardy lack of concern?

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

'I must have made a wrong turn somewhere!'

'Food,drinks,rightwing politics'

Highway cone tepee.

'Is this high enough?'