Roadside Stand Explorer Pillows

Fresh Corn and Dental Floss farmstands.

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

See you at Charing Cross!

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Watch your step. I lost my footing on these dang paving stones.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Fresh picked baseballs.

Chicken: the one-man show

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Distance to horizon varies.

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Drive safely.

Second Chance Exit.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

'For goodness sake dad, buy a sat nav.'

Man in carriage waiting for shopping wife

Heart of America or Bypass

The End.

'Where is this so called 'wild man' of yours, then?'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

"Darts league flag day"

Emergency Phone

We welcome your urine

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

Two men searching for petrol in the desert cross paths.

Five-year or 5,000-mile heel-to-toe warranty with 24-hour roadside assistance.

Heading in the right direction.

Sign says 'False Sense of Security only $5', customer says 'Can I swap you for a fool hardy lack of concern?

"...I think I've flooded the carburettor!"

'I must have made a wrong turn somewhere!'

'Food,drinks,rightwing politics'

'Is this high enough?'

Highway cone tepee.

'Stupid cow, get out of the bloody way!'