Roadside Reveries T-Shirts

"Once I start writing a poem, I can't stop."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Chicken: the one-man show

'Ahhh...Garcon!...There's a tail light in, la roadkill!'

Heart of America or Bypass

Witch steals a traffic man's Go sign.

'The spare's flat too, honey. Toss me that fruitcake.'

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

"If you would care to take a seat, our waiter, Paul, will be with you momentarily."

'I'm getting pretty tired of all these potholes.'

Road Buddies

'You are now entering Samville. Samville needs a ride.'

'Slow down George, I don't like the way that idiot is weaving all over the road.' (A guy on the road weaving a basket).

Highway cone tepee.

'Is this high enough?'

Right lane must be from out of town.

'I might not pass the test these days, but you wouldn't pass your girl-guide map reading test these days either.'

'Food,drinks,rightwing politics'

"I miss not being on the road."

'Ronald, your father and I think you're old enough to know...'

"Hmmm... How can I blame this on her?!"

'Hi, it's me. I'm going to be late. I'm stuck behind a bloody tractor!'

Two hungry truckers approach a roadside cafe in a truck.

'Could I change the name of Apt. 4B to 'Windemere Acres'?'

As the old song says, "Let's get lost on a country road." Okay

'For the one-hundredth, people, I'm NOT hitch-hiking!'

"Do I report in daily or just once a year?"

Roadside attraction Ocala, Fl

"Do I get to keep the roadkill?"