Road Trip Rascal Gifts

Congestion Eases Inexplicably

For some reason, "The Road Less Travelled" GPS package never really caught on...

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

'This model is hard to get parts for.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Unrest Area.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"Here's a little song I wrote in prison. Actually, I was at Motor Vehicle renewing my license, but it SEEMED like prison."

'Deer and Game Crossing'.

Zero gravity ahead.

'You kids get out of this park right now and go play in traffic!!!'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

'Break a leg.' - 'Thanks a lot.'

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'

Juggler entertaining a circus troupe at traffic lights.

G.P.S. satellites gone bad

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

"I'm going to get my old dog, get an old pickup, a double-barrelled shotgun, get my old pink cotton print dress, and get back on Route 66!"

No child onboard. Don't drive carefully.

George Washington Toll Plaza

'I sent Ben to fly fishing school, now he's a menace to the whole stream!'

'How do we know if it's just a misspelling?'

'Don't make me reach back there and turn off that TV.'

'I'm afraid your 'giggle-pin's' gone on your 'laugh-shaft'!'

Roundabout/Don't Know How To Use Roundabout

'What difference does it make - all roads lead to Rome!'

The Tour de Pants.

Boy throwing mud over a coachman's heels

Men should not be afraid to stop and ask for directions.

'Why the Coyote Crossed the Road?'

A Passage to Indiana

I almost didn't get this gig driving a taxi.