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"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Why shouldn't he come along? He inflated the raft for us, didn't he?'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Man fishing with large bait

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'Greenwich in the Season'

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Fishing direction sign.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

Salmon with a gas mask.

Save the river.