River Rafter Mugs

"Yo, Ned Beatty, paddle harder if you ever want to kiss me again."

'Why shouldn't he come along? He inflated the raft for us, didn't he?'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Man fishing with large bait

'I'm designing a robot that'll do my drafting homework for me,'

'Greenwich in the Season'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Rock - see you in a million years!

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Angler throwing his fly-book into the river for the fish

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

Fishing direction sign.

'Ol' Pete was an angler to the end.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Leaking Hudson River paintings.

The very popular sport of White Water Grafting (competitors grafting branches to trees while fighting water rapids).

'...and the property lies in a beautiful valley by the banks of the river...'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

Too much pepper spells disaster for Nick and Mr. Stickers

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

Salmon with a gas mask.

"Oh, we'll hang Kaiser BIll to the sour-apple tree..."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Save the river.