'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'
River Monster Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for the river monster enthusiast? Explore our collection of witty and whimsical products that capture the excitement of fishing, adventure, and aquatic creatures. From clever mugs to playful t-shirts, there’s something to delight anyone obsessed with the thrill of the catch and the mysteries of the river. Celebrate their hobby and sense of humor with a gift that speaks their language and sparks joy every day.
The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'
Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'
King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building
'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'
"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"
Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...
Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight
Dead Funny
"Mind the whale, dear."
Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.
"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."
Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.
'I admire your floatibility.'
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
The Loch Ness Rowing Team
"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."
"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."
',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'
"Bleeeee! It's plastic."
The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.
"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"
Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'
Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.
"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"
"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.
Myths and legends...
Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.
"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"
"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"
Horror Stories.
Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me
'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'
River Monster Enthusiast Gifts Collection
River Monster Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of river monster enthusiast mugs and find the perfect humorous gift that adds a splash of personality to their daily routine.
River Monster Enthusiast Pillows
Check out our quirky river monster pillows that add a playful touch to any home, cabin, or campsite décor.
River Monster Enthusiast Prints
Browse our artistic prints featuring legendary river monsters—perfect for decorating and celebrating their favorite aquatic adventures.
River Monster Enthusiast T-Shirts
Discover our range of river monster-inspired t-shirts, ideal for enthusiasts who want to wear their passion on their sleeve with humor and style.