River Monster Enthusiast Pillows

'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Mind the whale, dear."

Dead Funny

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"Isn't he the spitting image of his Dad?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"I accidentally hit 3 keys and then hit enter. CTRL + Z didn't get rid of it. Can we keep it as a pet?"

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"Looks like a pretty quiet night out there, huh, girl?"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Myths and legends...

Horror Stories.

'Rock.' - 'Paper.' - 'Boris.'

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."