Rip Van Winkle Fan Gifts

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

Juggler and Illusionist

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

Clown walks balloon dog

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

"Whaddya mean Happy Hour is over?!"

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Never forget, Sweetheart, it's my low comedy that keeps you in high fashion!'

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

"Someone switched off the freezer...it's melted."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

Who says religion can't have a sense of humour.

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

Interesting encounters in history.

'Yup...you've got em' alright. And they brought their circus, too.'