Raisin Fan Gifts

Thanks for raisin me right.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Santa does a keg stand.

The Da Vinci Cod

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I love these old decorations!"

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

You're my Venus

'Fine. And you?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Person carrying balloons and plants.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Meet Santa's entourage

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Ring those Christmas bells!

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

Recycled Flake

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"