Raisin Fan T-Shirts

Thanks for raisin me right.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

"I love these old decorations!"

The Da Vinci Cod

Santa does a keg stand.

You're my Venus

'Fine. And you?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Person carrying balloons and plants.

"Well, what number sunscreen are you using?"

Great doing business with you. I look forward to next year.

'No fair. Someone ate the popsicle off the stick.'

Meet Santa's entourage

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

Ring those Christmas bells!

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'...Love, honour, obey, and wipe that silly grin off your face?'

Rembrandt's Selfies

Recycled Flake

'Your dad only works one day a week but mine only works ONE day a year!'

"Dude, last night was nuts."

Christmas reunions!

Music shop's sign: We have 'Sleigh Bells'. Weather Bureau's sign: You're gonna need them.

"All those years studying mayhem. All that postgraduate work in looting and pillaging; and here I am, rowing the friggin' boat."