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'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

I love Tropical Fish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Give quiche a chance!

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I love these old decorations!"

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Civilized Salmon

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

En garde!

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'