Fin Fan Mugs

'I don't get it... I'm in water all the time but I can't get rid of that fish smell.'

I love Tropical Fish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Grass...Grass and more damn grass... What I wouldn't give for a lightly poached Dover sole with a garlic infused tarragon sauce."

Give quiche a chance!

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"I love these old decorations!"

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Everything is dandy--and our intestinal biomes are joyous."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

En garde!

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Civilized Salmon

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Meet Santa's entourage