Ten-pin Fan Mugs

'Well, I finally bowled 300 ... and it only took me three games.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Bowling ball head.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

EU

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

"My, it feels good to sit down."

Migration Music

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

One more ring andBbob would set off the Solicitor Glove.

"Date night again already?"

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I Win!!!"

"And, in this corner, weighing five pounds more than she'd like..."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'. . . 36, 37, 38, 39. . .'

Airbus

' You really haven't grasped the concept of a simple cat fight, have you?'

"Naw, it's a drone."

Biden vs Putin

Trump vs Biden