Ringing Ears Sympathizer Pillows

"The doctor thinks I need a hearing something or other."

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"I used to waste a lot of time explaining myself to family, friends and shrinks. Now I only explain myself to Rick."

'Cheer up...'

'I wanted to hear the pita pata of tiny feet so he bought me a hamster.'

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

Sling

Dog dreams of sleeping in masters chair.

"Who the hell keeps doing that?"

"No the you shop noise doesn't bother me. This protects me from the incessant Christmas music."

"Mr. Van Gogh's mother let him cut off his whole ear, and you won't even let me get mine pierced."

"I taught him to shake hands, and now he's running for congress!"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

'Buster was in a little accident, but he'll be good as new in 6 weeks.'

Soccer wins more attention than baseball in Cuba

'There was a petition to kick me out of the colony at night because I snore...'

Man to complaints clerk: 'My dog just died and I think my wife's cheating on me.'

Sorry to hear about your accident.

'Stop Fred, don't taunt this one: He's a guide dog...'

Cat Attitude

'Don't worry Vicar. He's only looking at you like that because you're eating off his plate...'

"I know . . . your job's a pressure cooker. So will tonight be natural or quick release?"

"I've got a punture in the back wheel." "Just raise the saddle up."

"Go ahead, I'm listening."

Innocent Civilians

'What a tactless, insensitive thing to say!'

Disturbance of the Inner Ear