Ring Jester Pillows

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

"Is there anyone else in your life I should know about?"

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Show Jumping Tantrums

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

So I said, If I'm guilty of anything, it's loving you too much. Apparently, that's not what you're supposed to say to a traffic court judge.

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

'You told me I should be more affectionate, so I got myself two girlfriends!'

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

Pin your hopes and dreams on the donkey

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

I Love

'Wait a minute -- Shouldn't you be saying something about 'If not completely satisfied'?'

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."