Ring Jester Pillows

'With this ring I thee dropped it -'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

"No, Doris, not implants!"

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

"I love a woman with a sense of humour."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Tennis ball girl.

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

"They're a perfect match – she's high-maintenance, and he can fix anything."

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Boyfriend scores notches on wall by bed.

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'I finnaly located what was causing that hissing sound on the tractor.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

"If you love me you'd eat all the coconut ones I don't like."

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

"He's a super-calloused fragile mystic, hexed by halitosis."

"Maybe this will make you less of a jerk!"

Pin your hopes and dreams on the donkey

'You told me I should be more affectionate, so I got myself two girlfriends!'

"To be honest I'd rather make love not war, but my chat-up lines are terrible."

"Before I start today's sermon let's take 5 minutes to view the highlights reel from the last 3 Sundays..."

'As a test of your love, Kevin, I'd want our marriage to be on superbowl sunday.'

"We're very away of the impact that work can have on your social life!"

Life of a clown wife

"Can you hold on a sec? I need to check on Timmy."