Rimbaud Devotee T-Shirts

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Some Debussy, Igor."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Van Gogh.

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

George Frideric Handel

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

Girl of the Golden West

Papageno and Papagena from Magic Flute

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Man's contortions hurt his back.

Monday: Even the flasher couldn't get his act together.