Rimbaud Devotee Pillows

"I'm basically a Rimbaudist, but with a little Ferlinghetti thrown in on my father's side."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

Professor Tulp meets his match

"Some Debussy, Igor."

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"Since I've gone over to roll-ups I find I can get by on just one cigarette a day!"

"This artist's very successful. And he's not even dead."

Little Richard

"It was an accident! How many times must I apologize?"

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Van Gogh.

"I've always been a big Otis Redding fan."

'Where it asks, 'head of household'. . . who is it. . . you or Marmaduke?'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

"I'm not doing this because I like it. I'm doing this because I love you."

'I love you and your father loves you. Now go paint a masterpiece.'

Marvo the Bird Impersonator

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

George Frideric Handel

"What I don't understand is why people waste their time writing when they might not get published,."

"That's one 50-gallon drum of shampoo, one 50-gallon drum of conditioner, and one leaf-blower. Sign here."

'I remember baptising him when he was a baby, and that was the last I saw of him until he rolled in here today.'

'Oops - it's not a stethoscope - it's my ipod!'

"Honestly larry, I don't want a bronze Adonis. I much prefer a burnt umber twiglet"

It was the bottom of the ninth and the bassists were loaded. O

'Marm! What did I tell you? No more sleepovers!'

'Listen; They're playing our song!'

Girl of the Golden West

Papageno and Papagena from Magic Flute

'The invitation says casual but of course you don't do casual do you.'

Paul Gauguin suddenly realizes now that he's living in Tahiti, he can't go to the country for a vacation.

"I've had a request. Nonetheless, here's another song."

'Turn off that electric can opener before Marmaduke tears down our kitchen door!'

"An own-goal and a rebound penalty, huh!"

Man's contortions hurt his back.