Rembrandt Fan T-Shirts

Professor Tulp meets his match

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The Da Vinci Cod

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

Famous Optical Illusions!

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Clown Painting in Museum

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Mick Jagger at 95.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dauber Micawber'

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Thomas Wyatt