Rembrandt Fan T-Shirts

Professor Tulp meets his match

Other Rembrandt Misattributions

17th Century Anonymous Dutch Paintings Museum: Formerly 'Rembrandt Museum'.

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Best before 65 million BC.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

The Da Vinci Cod

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Jimi Hendrix.

You're my Venus

Adult Barbershop

The Dandy

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Famous Optical Illusions!

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

Clown Painting in Museum

"In honor of your birthday I had your face tattooed to my ass."

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

Masked Ball

Mick Jagger at 95.

Victorian Secret

Tea and Sugar Rationing

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

'Dauber Micawber'

Elvis' autopsy