Rilke Admirer Pillows

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

Giant Sale!

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Amateur Palmist

'He's dyslexic!'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

The Missing Bell

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Forrest Gander

The Great Catsby.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

"He adored that old car !"

London Fly-Paper Vendor