Eiffel Admirer Pillows

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

Love

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Sistine Selfie

Elephant ass selfie.

The Death Of Venus

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

The bridge of arts.

Blue Dress

Table Of The Elephants

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

Teddy Roosevelt

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'