Eiffel Admirer Pillows

'But monsieur I can get it for you so cheap, all the hard work has been done, it just needs the cladding.'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

High security Santa's grotto

Elfie Stick

"Not to brag or anything, but I'm the elephant in the room at my company."

The operation was going extremely well, but then very unexpectedly, he got trampled.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Love

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

The Death Of Venus

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

Elephant ass selfie.

Sistine Selfie

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

"And how would you like your steak?"

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Actualities - Killing time whilst waiting for the Exhibition to open

Blue Dress

Table Of The Elephants

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

The bridge of arts.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'Yes, the baby should arrive soon: Her nesting instinct is in overdrive!'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

'Jumbo waits for the tusk fairy'

Museum. It's a shame life isn't like European history with a renaissance following middle ages! (Published originally on May 26, 2013.)

"You finished with your peanuts?"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Trilby - Bridge in Paris.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

Young Elvis