Rilke Admirer Mugs

"If you quote Rilke again, I'm just going to have to take my bra off!"

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

"Our bond is stronger because we chose each other."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

Giant Sale!

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Amateur Palmist

'He's dyslexic!'

'The holidays are about to be thrust upon us, Edgar, are you prepared?'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

It's from his Swiss period

The Missing Bell

Frankie and Johnny were lovers...

'Valentine's Day used to be just another day until I got a heart.'

Clydesdale never misses a beat.

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Rod Stewart

Ms. Bronte has a bad Eyre day.

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

Forrest Gander

The Great Catsby.

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

"Oh yeah, living on the ledge."

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

"He adored that old car !"

London Fly-Paper Vendor

The Wicked Witch goes pet shopping.