Rifle Rousers Gifts

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Cow duel.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Cowboy spins guns, spins himself.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

"I'm using a silencer!"

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Here comes the pimp.'

For Greg, it was just another predictable day at Kraft,

'They had a lot more authority on horses, don't you think? It's hard to take them seriously on those things.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'Never was a team player.'

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Olympic torch for sale.

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"No, they're no low-rise. It only looks that way because you're taller than me."

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Corporate Cowboys

"It's pulling to the left."

Oil Output Reduced

Smile!

'George,your big game guide is here.'

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

"You're not going out undressed like that."

Soldiers climb into bed.

Elderly lady taking driving lessons.