Rifle Rousers Pillows

"Ed Lowry: Worst hunter ever"

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

Cow duel.

'There always seems to be ONE trouble-maker in the company who gets a sick thrill from rebelling against our corporate culture!'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

A hunter hitting his first bird.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'I don't feel at home on the range.'

"I'm using a silencer!"

'Here comes the pimp.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

Turkey hunter has turkey kill images on top hat.

'Never was a team player.'

Cowboys and cattle traveling on an airplane.

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Think for yourselves!" Shorn would finally die in a dead-on collision with Charlie the Mohawk Cow.

Olympic torch for sale.

'C'mon everyone, let's hear: 'Row, row, row your boat gently down the stream. . .'.'

"No, they're no low-rise. It only looks that way because you're taller than me."

'It's great, securing Paralympic sponsorship from a shaving company to promote their new five bladed razor...'

Corporate Cowboys

'Whose darn idea were these brand stickers?'

"It's pulling to the left."

The Scented Piece Of Cloth And Hounds Pub

Oil Output Reduced

Smile!

'George,your big game guide is here.'

Man going into men's room in kilt, woman going into women's room in trousers.

Elderly lady taking driving lessons.

Teacher to student: 'You're a lariat, son, but you're smart as a whip.'

Soldiers climb into bed.

"You're not going out undressed like that."