Holiday Spirit Rousers Pillows

Christmas NEEDS YOU!

Christmas Tree

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

Santa does a keg stand.

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

O Christmas Tea

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Happy St Pancakes Day

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Street Carolers

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Merry Kissmas

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Maybe this year..."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."