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Christmas Tree

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

'I swear, if he didn't always pick up the tab, I'd never go drinking with him.'

Old Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Santa does a keg stand.

Ice Skater

Santa called but you were out!

Snowman

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

Tipping Pain Chart

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

Just one more choccy...

Merry Kissmas

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Kid Hints To Santa That He Wants A Bicycle For Christmas

Cars follow the sign to the mall rather than the sign to the manger.

Gracie sees a plane on Christmas Eve and tells her dad Santa is flying it.

'After a Gadzillon glasses of milk and cookies who wouldn't have an upset stomach?'

O Christmas Tea

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

Street Carolers

Happy St Pancakes Day

"Maybe this year..."

"Two for Bethlehem, I assume you want a Virgin flight."

'I hate it when he's in one of his silly festive moods.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"Times are challenging so all our staff have to multitask."

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Can't you stop being charitable, we are on vacation.'

'Son, you're old enough now to know, there's no such thing as Christmas.'

Four Stages of Christmas.