Rifle Lover Gifts

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

Gun laws US

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"Especially modified you say..."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Hunters wait at the bottom of a ski jump ramp.

"Bang!"

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

The Lawman

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"But now the good guy with a gun has a foot wound."

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

'What do we do about this online order for 6,000 rounds of ammo, an assault rifle, an automatic handgun and a shotgun?'

The Appearance of the Gatling Machine-Gun in 1864 caught the world by surprise.

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

'Guns Galore Inc' 'Prolong your Life'

"Hon, where's the butter?"

Gun Ego

A hunter hitting his first bird.

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

'I fell out of my treestand but fortunately nothing got hurt.'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

"The way I see it, the Constitution cuts both ways. The First Amendment gives you the right to say what you want, but the Second Amendment gives me the right to shoot you for it."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"It helps prevent side collisions."

'My therapist cured me of using humour as a defence, these days I pack a .45.'

'I got an 'A' in munitions.'

Cornucopia of guns

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets