Gun Humor Lover Gifts

"We still don't have children. He's been shooting blanks."

Please adjust your dress before you go out shooting.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

'Me? Morale Officer? --Why do you always pick on ME?'

'I take it this is your first big game hunt?!!'

Ad Valorem

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'It's only a slug Norman.'

'I keep yelling at my privates.'

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

'Rabbit Leader here, No, you may NOT return to base because your sock keeps botching up,'

"So...were they open to negotiations?"

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

'March up that hill! And smile once in awhile, will you!'

'Completed the pyramid, eh? Now take it down to the ground.'

Acme Rubber Band Co.

'What do you mean you don't rent helicopters?' (Santa shot all his reindeer)

Big car with machine gun poking through window, bumper sticker reads: Yardie on board.

'Well sure there's a waiting period - it's as long as it takes you to get home and load it'

"Don't panic. It's one of ours!"

"Looks like some kinda sleeper cell."

"There you are. I've been looking everywhere for you!"

"Good news. We're the hundredth caller."

'What is higher than an admiral?'

'Don't worry, he never misses ... except when he's been drinking, like tonight.'

"The Intelligence bureau has informed me that there´s a spy amongst us."

'I already have the helmet, so I'm thinking of enlisting in the Army.'

Camelflage - Soldiers with camels strapped to their backs.

"Go to bed!""No!"

'I told you to keep an eye on that machine gun.'

'If promotion is THAT swift how come you ain't a General?'

"I call it the 'people carrier'"