Ride-on Mower Aficionado Gifts

"Larry's taking a victory lap around the crab grass before putting the mower away for the winter."

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

Biker Lawn Mower

Cow Pilot.

'Despite her numerous advanced degrees, Dr.Bessie couldn't keep her mouth from watering.'

God builds the first lawn mower.

"Ahh, if I'm not much mistaken. The sound of a Lawn Chief 420. Fitted with a 3.5 horse power, Briggs and Stratton engine. Electronic ignition, variable valve timing and a 55 litre grass box. Mmm don't you just love our Sunday mornings dear?"

Incompetent gardeners cause havoc

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

'That one's for a man with a very large lawn, it's fitted with sat nav.'

'Where's the starter?'

Keep off the Square.

"Parting the church lawn and the Red Sea are not exactly the same ."

'OK... I know that lawnmower's in here somewhere...'

'The growing field of lawn enforcement'.

This Job Sucks

'Son, now that you're 16, I thought I'd let you drive.'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

'Of course I hate to work in the garden, but I've been blackmailed - my wife wanted me either to mow the lawn or to have sex with her.'

'If we keep the grass short, predators are less likely to sneak up unnoticed...'

Mower Fraud!

Extreme sports have always been Vince's passion...

Lawnmower Spotting Couple

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

Group of explorers with a lawn mower.

Men racing their lawnmowers.

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

"I'll just mow the yard then I'm running for the Democratic nomination."

"Not to complain but you promised to mow the lawn."

Lawnmower racing

"I think you're using lawnmower repair to avoid intimacy."

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

"Before this Global Warming,I never knew what grass was."