Rich Related Matters Gifts

Twins with bag of money

"Is this the same gold bar I gave you last year?"

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

SF NO

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Federal Guidelines

When I make it, I like to see it.

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

'Instead of a bedtime story, I'm going to read you my company's report for the third quarter.'

'You never give up, do you?'

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"Anyway, enough about our current pollution levels. . ."

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

Gentleman wanting to know exactly how much he owes his butler

'And then I said, 'So sue me!'...'

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

'He's so rich when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

Dicorce lawyer: 'I can't promise you custody of your money. But I'll make darn sure you get full visitation rights!'

Thumbs Down to Pollution

'Yes, we offer no-fee checking accounts. For a small fee.'

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

CEO Pinata

"It costs too much to live."

Employee Assistance Program: Now treating; whistleblower's fear of retaliation.

"The government should look where I'm going"

"I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're not eligible for the Paycheck Protection Program."

"I've overdrawn. To whom do I apologize?"

"I just need enough to file bankruptcy."

"Our studies have shown that 'nature' and 'nuture' are both important but nothing like as important as a trust fund!"

"I don't see why you're so against casinos...the redistribute the wealth."

"I do have an embarrassment of riches. Oddly, however, I'm not at all embarrassed by it."

"Harlan, don't you ever get tired of being quiet money."

"Never be ashamed of our wealth, Timmy. Daddy lived a long time to inherit it."