Riches Reflector Gifts

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

When I make it, I like to see it.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"'Ere! I've been readin' about you in the paper. Winnin' £10 million's made you sad, lonely an' bitter!"

"Behave sensibly!"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"I've been to the office..."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

Retirement...Retirement...

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

Death of Arafat.

Watch out! Mom is doing her karaoke tiger-mom routine. I'm ready. Teddy! It's time to study harder,

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

'When I was your age, the closest thing I had to texting was spelling things out in my alphabet soup.'

'Good old middle class sex.'

Investments: Surgeon-General's Warnings - Money won't make you happy.

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'