Rhyming Champion Gifts

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

'No swimming. No breathing.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Singer and her microphone

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"Can you perform under pressure?"

'The groom has requested...in lieu of vows...that you sing a verse of 'Stand By You Man'.'

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

Forrest Gander

Angie Goff

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Christmas choir

The Ballad of the Lavender Dot

Poet

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

'It certainly is a big one!'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Bad Rhymes

'Nothing rhymes with politician!'

Alexander Blok