Karaoke Champs Gifts

"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

George Michael

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Wolf Karaoke

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Tina Turner

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Karaoke night.

Robbie Williams

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

City centre pub.

Singer and her microphone

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

The Four Tops in Concert

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

Rod Stewart

Madonna.

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Mick Jagger.

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Young lady telling a young man he is not singing low enough.

'I could have been the next Neil Young, but my ol' man made me take singing lessons.'