Karaoke Superstar Gifts

'What an extraordinary rendition!'

"All songbirds these days have no talent. They all just break sync."

'On what planet.'

Singer warming up (me me me me). How singers become self-centered.

'Opportunity knocks. I answer the door.'

'Clown Karaoke.'

Speaker

Wolf Karaoke

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Karataoke

Freddie Mercury

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Tina Turner

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Robbie Williams

Karaoke night.

"Darling, I never realised how talented you weren't!"

"I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky..."

Punctuation Karaoke Night

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

The Bar & Grill of Ordinary Men: Quiet Desperation 11 am - closing (Karaoke on Saturday)

The Four Tops in Concert

Singer and her microphone

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

Supermarket Warehouse. At night, with just security here, the products sing classic karaoke. The orange juice is belting Elvis'"All Shook Up." Peanut butter and jelly performed a duet of "Love Will Keep Us Together." children's breakfast cereal sang "Sugar, Sugar." And sriracha sauce did a rendition of "Great Balls of Fire"! What song will the ground beef choose? Jimmy Buffett's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," of course!

"You can't do Elvis - you ain't nothing but a hound dog!"

City centre pub.

Rod Stewart

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

Mick Jagger.

Ernie has been studying the musical tastes and talents of birds. Hummingbirds have a musical term right in their name. Parrots are great mimics so they excel at karaoke. Of course, the eagles like 70's folk-rock music. And the birds Ernie identifies with the most are woodpeckers. They both love headbanging music!