Rhyming Champion Mugs

Writing the poem was easy: there are lots of words rhyming with "snow"...

'No swimming. No breathing.'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

Passed over at the Inaugural Poetry Audition

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

How a poet works

'Sorry I'm late - I was stacked up at the airport.'

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Singer and her microphone

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

Poetry Buff.

Shakespeare or Bacon or maybe Marlowe.

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"The steering-committee three are we. Run it by us, and we'll see."

'The groom has requested...in lieu of vows...that you sing a verse of 'Stand By You Man'.'

"Great news, babe. I'm on the fall schedule."

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

Forrest Gander

"Hey buddy! Come over here and draw me something about 'Freedom of Speech!'"

'I really need to become a great poet while I still have time before I graduate.'

Christmas choir

"...rhyme...rhyme...rhyme..."

Poet

"Hop? Jig? Dance? You're a dancer? Sounds like? Prancer? Cancer? Cancer! I got cancer!"

'It certainly is a big one!'

Fuzzy Wuzzy Logic.

Bad Rhymes

Alexander Blok

"With their short attention spans, we've gone from epic poetry to limericks."

'Nothing rhymes with politician!'