Rhode Island Traveler Gifts

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'Great job Zork, we're lost... you couldn't find Uranus with both hands and a flashlight!'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

'Bed & Bagel'

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'Looks like they were sun worshippers.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'Is it just my imagination, or do we have a lot more relatives now that we're throwing a tailgate party?'

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

1930's bather.

'Mom, when will we be mooving?'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

The Bonvoy Age...