Revolution Reenactor Gifts

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Decaf, too?"

French Fashions are Ill-Fitting for John Bull

George Washington

'I'm sensing a lot of anger here....'

Marie Antoinette's jovial invitation to partake in her birthday celebration was seriously taken out of context.

"The British are coming."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Knight Golfing

Piracy on a boating lake

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'I think they're up to something.'

Mortally Wounded at the Battle of Quebec, General James Wolfe Forgets His Last Words

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

Goddess

"But I use all of them!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

New and Used Armor. Ow! Ow! Ouch! Ow! I told you to spring for the under-coating option.

"Look at that – they’re retreating!"

Siege of Vicksburg - Sappers Approach Confederate Fortifications

Gaah! You sank my longship!

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread!', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff.'

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"We've been victorious in many battles, and yet helmet hair remains our fiercest foe."

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Knight school.