Review Rager Gifts

"Enough already with the TripAdvisor reviews."

Rage.

New Guy.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'I imagine you'd like to hear about my progress...'

Tractor Racing

Teenage Angst.

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Wolf Reintroduction.

"There's a caterpillar in my food."

"That's my performance review!? Two thumbs up?"

"And when my head hits the dashboard, I want you to pass me a compensation claim form."

'As I always say, 'If at first you don't get a passing building inspection report, get mad and tear it up.''

'Think Basics.'

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

'Don't start an argument - you know how you hate intravenous feeding.'

Do bears take drug tests in the woods?

'I believe you were first.'

Crossing Guard to rabbit at Deer Crossing: 'Not so fast, buddy - you don't look like a deer to me!'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

Now entering new york city... move it, a*****e!

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'Sorry, pal. Illiteracy is no excuse for breaking the law.'

Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...

'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Bill Tilden

"Gesundheit!"

Alexander Borodin's Ragtime Band

Do not feed the bears/Do not pay the rangers.

"I'd like to report some bad guys."

Lawyers Playing Tennis

'I don't 'do' chewing!'

'Ken's back was bent at a rakish angle'