Revenge Fantasy Explorer Gifts

'It was a bad day at the office, I got the sack so I decided to burn the building down killing everyone, and now I'm being charged with arson and 73 counts of murder.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

Here be dragons.

"Look! No hands!"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"He's his own worst enemy."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Hugh fans!"

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

The star hunters

Time Machine Collision

"Scuba cow"

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

Our Motto: Buy Low Sell High is the Best Revenge.'

A Different Way To Portage A Canoe.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

Children's Dreams on Christmas Eve

"No one uses Facebook anymore. I'm on this new thing called make-believe."

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

Alice in Wonderland - six impossible things before breakfast

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

Man dreaming of TV weather girl having clothes blown off.

Dreams I have had...

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

Playground Pipe Dreams

7 More Dwarfs

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"