Revamp Relaxation T-Shirts

Please pardon the inconvenience while we remodel.

"Ahhh... close enough."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Hiding the electronics.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Stop, Smell Roses (stop and smell the roses)

Before pagers,mobile phones and the internet.

'A little more relaxant I think, nurse.'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

How the goat got square eyes.

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

Relaxing on a sofa

Inactive wear store.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"I need a gap year."

'I really don't care about your work/life balance.'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'How can you bear to sit around doing nothing? You're right, I think I'll have a nap.'

He did special exercises to stay calm during his evaluation.

It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...

What do you tell someone who asks you what kind of work you do?

'I'm still stressed out.'

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Summer holiday activities the whole family will love.

Hungry Panda Thirsty Hippo Curious Sloth

Retireee sits at desk on beach

'Careful you don't strain a thumb.'

'Drunk'

Sleeping Chair.

"C'mon, I can't be expected to Carpe EVERY Diem."

If it makes you feel any better, I'm retaining junk food.

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."